Okay, okay, uncle.
Seriously, I'm fine, just going through my regularly scheduled post-holiday winter withdrawal. Normal blogging (by which, of course, I mean "bursts of loquaciousness punctuated by mysterious silences") will resume shortly.
I turn 33 in three days, causing me to wonder if maybe this will be the year I finally feel like an adult and not like a clever teenager getting away with being taken seriously. I have my doubts, though.
Updates to follow.